Phobophobia: Fear of phobias

Arghinfarginshite

2004-10-19T18:51:18Z

Your LJ Prison by redfrog021
Username
Favorite Deadly Sin
You are convicted of	Sticking up a 7-11 for Twinkies
And sentenced to	2 years
Warden	eyelinerabuse
Abusive redneck guard	siouxsie_q
Easy to bribe guard	pregokilledet
Cellmate	crotchflea
Wants to make you their bitch	fuckk
Drops soap in the shower on purpose	tapethymouth
Works in the laundry and smells people's undies	drownxurxlies
Comes to see you for 'conjugal visits'	grrlthatyouhate

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Tattered and frayed

2004-10-18T06:54:28Z

I sit here and watch the rain change from clear to dark red.
A transformation from water to blood.
My skin is tattered and frayed.
I have no fear of becoming dead and decayed.
For I have been there one too many times.
As I lay here on the floor dying, trying to stay alive.
In hopes that things will be ok.
If things don't get much better,
I will be dried inside and decayed tonight.

blah blah blah

2004-10-18T06:49:46Z

Lately the days have been ending with drunkeness. Not doing anything but drinking shitloads because my liver loves it. Um the fuckin' lame band decided they wanted to keep it 3 members. So needless to say I'm not playing with them anymore. On another note: This town fucking sucks balls. The women here suck balls. There's too many fuckin' lesbians. I drink to stay sane in this damn place until I leave. The fuckin' end.

And now off I go to smoke.

Pull The Cord

2004-08-25T18:18:40Z

Pull the cord.
It's just not worth it anymore.
Such a short time and I no longer have my queen.
Life has no meaning.
Why must it be like this?

Pull the cord.
It's just not worth it anymore.
A piece of me has died.
Laying on the floor like a piece of trash.
There's no strength to get up.

Pull the cord.

If You Were A Beer

2004-05-27T16:50:37Z

If you were a beer.
I'd drink you dear.
I'd drink so much.
I can't see clear.
What would I do without my beer.

If you were a beer.
I'd buy the first round.
The next two till you came around.
Oh how I love to have my beer.

If you were a beer.
I'd take a case.
I'd take you out and back to my place.
Oh how I wish you were my beer.

If you were a beer.
I'd buy the first round.
The next two till you came around.
Oh how I love to have my beer.

Look at me, I'm dancin', I'm dancin'.

If you were a beer.
I'd buy the first round.
The next two till you came around.

Oh how I with you were my.
God damn I wish you were my.
Oh how I wish you were my beer.

When shit hits the fan

2004-05-19T16:09:44Z

In a sluggish economy.
Inflation, recession.
Hits the land of the free.
Standing in unemployment lines.
Blame the government for hard time.

We just get by.
However we can.
We all gotta duck.
When the shit hits the fan.

10 kids in a cadillac.
Stand in lines for welfare checks.
Let's all leach off the state.
Gee! The money's really great.

Soup lines.
Free loaves of bread.
5lb blocks of cheese.
Bags of groceries.
Social security.
Has run out on you and me.
We do whatever we can.
Gotta duck when the shit hits the fan.

Bullshit Politicians

2004-05-19T16:05:38Z

Every fucking day our cities tell us what they think of justice.
They lock the courageous away as the cowards plaster the cracks spreading through the monolith.
But if this man isn't freed, the city burns.
On this Day of Rememberence let us not kneel and pray for the dead.
Let us stand and activate for the living.
To rescue those about to die at the hands of
Bullshit politicians.
Bloated pin-dick motherfuckers.
Who bow and curtsy to the seats of power.
We'll never learn and nothing will ever change.
As long as we stay on this course.
Of followers and slaves.
I can't believe we're still content.
Reshuffling the same old decks.
Of kings and queens and faux-democracies.
I say we hand it back to the
Bullshit politicians.
Brick by brick,
Wall by wall.....

Greed

2004-05-19T16:00:47Z

Everything you see you always think you need.
You are so crazy motivated by greed.
You never take responsibility.
You only waste your time when you fuck with me.
All you do is take you see my hatred grows.
Can't take much more I'm about to explode.
You'll feel pain like you've never known.

Got enough but you want it all.
In it for greed now you're gonna fall.
Here we come gonna ruin your day.
Time has come it's your turn to pay.

The mighty dollar is your only care.
You're movin' up but you're going nowhere.
You say you only want to get your share.
But you still want more no you won't play fair.
You'll never ever quit you won't be denied.
You sit and watch your money multiply.
To get what you want you'll cheat and lie.
But I know- You won't be satisfied.
Today is a good day for suffering.

Killer Creature Double Feature

2004-04-11T17:30:25Z

This little girl sees the world.
Croonin' in the midnight.
This little girl is gonna cry.
And I'm feeling it closer.
And the heart is a world away.
The world is falling apart.
This little world's living fast.
It's a scene from a drive in film.
The little world has got a knife.
And I'm feeling it deeper.
And the heart is a world away.
The world is falling apart.

Saturday Night Creepers

2004-04-11T17:27:35Z

When it's finally over.
Who decides the end?
When you know my world lives in lonliness.
In our dreams the silence is a fortunes end.
And you know the dream lives to save us so come in.
In the dark my world lives.
And never in your dreams do you come on closer to this.
And in the dark remember as you go.
We'll be waiting when the night is young
and so lonely.

The Fashion Of Fear

2004-04-06T17:28:51Z

Knives in the drink.
So strange in their command.
All my worlds colliding in this space.
Knives in the drink.
Come creeping in and then.
Slow and cruel.
Start taking over.
And I don't remember this.
How I took your life.
So lonely baby.
Knives in the drink.
No safe haven remains.
In my world.
Till lonliness is near.
And here we are now.
And the flood is pressing in.
It's so cruel.
The monster invasion.

Automation And 321 Ward

2004-04-06T17:25:39Z

There's a world that's coming into my oracle's sight.
So far am I, gone in this submissive state?
Meet me in the shadows and you'll be first to know.
There's a distant dream that I'm commanding.
So why do you choose the stone giant sinking into nothing?
Meet me in the shadows and you'll be first to know.

Helena

2004-04-06T15:43:24Z

If I cut off your arms and cut off your legs
Would you still love me anyway?
If you're bound and you're gagged, draped and displayed
Would you still love me anyway?
Why don't you love me anyway?

Cutting with the knife, blood is spilling everywhere
She will be my wife
Secondary spine
Incisions must be accurate
I know just what to do
My hands are trembling
I can't spare to slip up with this knife

Her beauty so illogical
The beast come gliding in
Hideous chameleon stripped down to her skin
Dance to the burning flame
Pleasure exhumes the pain
The night bursts into flame
Dance Helena... Dance

If I cut off your arms and cut off your legs
Would you still love me anyway?
There's a spot on the floor where your limbs used to be
And I close the door on my fantasies
Why don't you love me anyway

Sheet Metal Girl

2004-03-11T06:31:05Z

I sneak a sniff of her live wire hair.
It is bright red with random sparks.
My bionic sister teaches me inhumanity.
Parting her silver thighs and making love obsolete.

So Close and Yet So Far

2004-03-11T02:28:55Z

Let me remind you all again.
That there is never any room.
For any doubt.
I feel it in my heart, I shout it out.
And if I decide to change my way.
It's not because I've found the latest craze.
It's just that I've got more to lose this time.

You know that you can count on one thing.
I would never let you down.
As crazy as this world may seem.
The thing that keeps it spinning 'round.
Is always there.
So close and yet so far.

And you can believe it's true.
A reason behind everything I do.
A twist that makes it different every time.
There are those who say "it's all been done".
There's nothing stopping us.
From having fun.
And that's why I'll be coming 'round again.

You know that you can count on one thing.
I would never let you down.
As crazy as this world may seem.
The thing that keeps it spinning 'round.
Is always there.
So close and yet so far.

Away- But it gets a little closer every day.
And I will hold it in my hand before I die.
You know there isn't any way that we can lose.
And you don't have to be confused.
By hollow words that never mean a thing.
When tragic things keep happening.
To everyone around you.
You don't have to be the same.
This is the song that begs to set you free.
A sparkle in the night.
When we come face to face.
Don't close your eyes.
Don't ever turn away.

Because the only way you'll ever know.
Is if you ever really try.
So find out for yourself.
Then you won't ever have to wonder why.
As crazy as this world may seem.
The thing that keeps it spinnin 'round.
Is you because you're always there.
So close and yet so far.

Always spinning around.
You're always there- So close and yet so far

Always there so far.

You Belong To me

2004-03-10T07:27:46Z

(I can change anything)
You're all alone- Just staring at the phone.
As if you're reaching out to dial my number.
I hear your voice- I hear you call my name.
You know I only want to change your destiny.

You know- You belong to me.

Hang up and then- it rings again.
This time I know it's you- No I won't answer.
Unplug the phone- I want it to be known.
I need a chance to cause a new catastrophe.

You know- You know you belong to me

Bloody blokes

2004-03-08T16:10:46Z

You're a Pint of Guinness!

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Crutch of Society

2004-03-05T20:10:12Z

Don't want to bury my head in the crutch of society.
Perverted parent that takes my energy.
Sucking me dry with your morals, your threats.
Christ, your queen, your politics.
Fuckin hypersensitive, super realist humanity.
I'm one of your hybred community.
Commutes the arsehole of the economy.
Watch out, watch out, it's all about.
Reversion's setting in, and I can see you.
Staring at me with your seizured brain.
Trying to put me down the drain again.
Well you're too smart, right from the start.
I learned it well that the truth will tell.
And you're done for, it's what the sun's for.
It's what the gun's for, it's what I've come for.

You better run bore, you better run bore.
You better run bore, you better run bore.
You better run bore, you better run bore.

Menophobia: Fear of menstration

2004-03-03T09:53:45Z

What Classic Movie Are You?.

Defecaloesiophobia: Fear of painful bowel movents

2004-03-03T09:45:05Z

slutzi in five years

Occupation: Prison Musician

Prized possession: The world's coolest spoon.

Favourite film: Harry Potter and the Auror's Spoon

Age difference: Five years older.

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Bad officials are elected by good citizens who don't vote

2004-03-02T21:53:00Z

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Imaginative (N) 55.26% Realistic (S) 44.74%
Intellectual (T) 53.57% Emotional (F) 46.43%
Easygoing (P) 71.88% Organized (J) 28.13%

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Can God Fill Teeth?

2004-03-02T21:30:38Z

Don't ask me why
But I was walking down the streets
Of Fairfax, California
And I saw this flyer hangin'
On a telephone pole, and it said
CAN GOD FILL TEETH?
That's right!
For a $10 "Donation"
You could see silver fillings turn
To gold and other "supernormal dental happenings."
New caps! Filled cavities! Bring a
Flashlight and a mirror to observe.
But wait a minute
Didn't I just read
About how the cops are getting parents
To plant bugging devices
In their kids teeth
So if they disappear they can track 'em
Before they wind up on the backs of milk cartons
And all that
And didn't I read
That these devices can go two-way
And everything that I do or say
Is all goin' on tape somewhere right now
Planted in my cavities
And they didn't even tell me
No wonder every bad thing
In and out of my mouth
Keeps winding up on my employment record
All those fillings
All those crowns
I'll show them
Who's boss of my big mouth
Where's the pliars
God dammit! Where's the pliars?!?
Wilma! Where'd you put my electric drill
This is all coming out right now - TODAY!
Agh! Agh! Agh!
Agh! Agh! Agh!
Agh! Agh! Agh!
Must be some kind of conspiracy
The whole world's a God damn conspiracy
Look anywhere long enough, you're gonna find a conspiracy
Man, LIFE is a conspiracy!
Agh! Agh! Agh!
Agh! Agh! Agh!
Agh! Agh! Agh!
Needlenose
Up my nose
Agh!
Where did all these wires come from?
How far up into my skull do they go?
I pull out more and more copper spagetti
How'd my Weekly World News get all wet?
God damn fishsticks melted again
What are they trying to do to me?
No secrets left in the land of the free!
There
No one's gonna tell me what to do
It's worth eating baby food
The rest of my life
To be a free man
Bastards probably wouldn't understand me anyway.

Gimme Some Head

2004-02-24T07:10:00Z

Hey now girls, I want some lip-service.
I don't wear a uniform and I'm not in the service.
I've been in all day never seeing the sun.
But when the sun goes down to the night I come.

Girls, girls, girls, girls.
Gimme, gimme, gimme some head.
I like the nasty things that.
You do to me in bed.

I used to be a porn freak, I was into the hand scene.
I used to use magazines to get into the filth screen.
I used to get girls panty-hose.
But there's nothin' like a girl sittin' on your nose.

Some girls they just like to tease.
And other girls they aim to please.
Some girls really slip on my tongue.
So spread your legs I'm gonna get me some.

Bite It Scum

2004-02-23T23:18:52Z

Well you want me to kiss your ass.
Well bend over, buddy, here comes my foot.
I don't need your cry ass shit.
Temper's rising, take a fit.

Bite it you scum.
Bite it you scum.
Bite it you scum- Here I come.
Bite it you scum.

Well you want me to contribute.
All I got is blood for you.
All you want is more and more.
Gluttony, you pig you whore.

Bite it you scum- Here I come.
Bite it you scum- I want your cum.
Bite it you scum- Um, yum.
Bite it you scum.

One day when your end is near.
I'll be laughing at your fear,
When you're gone there'll be no one.
Who'll be fucking up my fun- No one.

Bite it you scum.
Bite it you scum- Here I come.
Bite it you scum- I'm never gonna run.
Bite it you scum.

Bite it you scum.
Bite it you scum.
Bite it you scum- Here I come.
Bite it you scum.
Bite it you scum.
Bite it, bite it, bite it.
Bite it, bite it, bite it.
Bite it, bite it, bite it you fucking scum.
Bite you scum fucking sucking whore.

Rectophobia: Fear of rectums

2004-02-20T07:17:11Z

Wooo fucking hooo live journal.